That they secretly want to go out to the bars and hear me play some gigs w my band but I keep telling them they don’t make proper ear plugs for bunnies!
GrilledCookies
” haha, you say the words ‘ no’ and ‘ Don’t do that’ a lot. I don’t care and I don’t listen to you.”
DesperatePerception1
āiām thankful for meeting this wonderful human being called my mama/papaā š
Rom-TheVacuousSpider
The complex calculations they do when studying gates meant to keep them out of rooms. Also the complex calculations they do when plotting how to get on the table, counter, or other high surfaces.
INDOSILVERCLUB_
Nothing goes on in her head
ScumMoemcBee
*dial up noises*
nestlebottle
Bananas
Infamous-Piano-8489
I want to know what my bunny dreams about when his mouth and ears twitch during a deep sleep
Infamous-Piano-8489
I want to know what my bunny dreams about when his mouth and ears twitch during a deep sleep
bunnny_b0y
absolutely nothing
jbreakz621
Heās hungry. Again. After telling me 30 seconds ago.
That I can read a bunny’s mind for one. I would say that would be the most impressive thing.
SupermarketOld1567
mother i must have another treat, i think i am falling ill from a lack of proper diet, mother must give her poor tiny rabbit unlimited treats and all shall be well, please mother please save me from this tragic illness known as notreatitis, plEASE MOTHER.
no? you say no more treats? you dare to fat shame rabbit?!!!!! mother is dead to me. i shall run off to the corner to die alone and treatless you cold unfeeling hoom.
also: rub my cheeks mother. now my ears. back to cheeks. thatās good, very good, happy bun. now butt rub. mother go back to cheeks and ears. no mother no kiss kiss. UGH. mother does not know how to pet royalty correctly, you are once again dead to me.
those are the only two thoughts he has.
TheJinxedPhoenix
World domination, snacks.
SikkWithIt
“Blueberries? Bloobs? Blueberries? Did someone say bloobs? I think you have blueberries! No blueberries? But you can get blueberries? I’ll need to inspect your hands for blueberries. Man, I love blueberries”
AmandaSndaSiews
When theyāre not feeling well whatās wrong and how to help them
Jlucks
My mind would cease as the endless cosmic miasma to which has coalesced within the psyche of my rabbit is finally unleashed. Her ceaseless eons of rage formed from the beginning of creation and given form within such a small creature will finally be given an outlet in which to bring agony and strife upon our cosmos. For she is rage incarnate.
Also probably bananas. She goes crazy for bananas and fruit whenever I bring it in the room, even just for myself to eat.
Bunny_Mad
“Banana. Must find banana. Need more banana. Where they keep the banana? Starving to death. Need the banana. Such cruel humans. Haven’t been fed in a whole 5 mins. Fading away. No banana. Such cruelty. How could they do this to me. Goodness, where is that banana?”
S0aster
Either nothing new or all the secrets the universe has to offer
Jakerabbits
ā dad stop nagging meā
Dawna-Loves-Buns
Peruvian flute music
AmberUK
Rick and Morty did that with squirrels, look where that got them.
How often sheās buzzing in anticipation for banana chips later in the day and not for me
tdoottdoot
Iād learn why sheās always saying āšā
tdoottdoot
Iād learn why she watches me sleep
battlingpillow27
There are corpses in the backyard
42peanuts
The art of war. I’m scared of my rabbit sometimes
Silver-Star92
I’m sorry but when I saw the photos I could only think about the Gandalf meme. Your bun is adorable and would make a very fluffy Gandalf
Silent_insanity000
āGonna scare the cat again. Nap time. Ooh snacs, Imma snatch grrr. Nap time.ā pretty much sums her up lol
Emma_L0706
āCarrotā
Emma_L0706
āCarrotā
kbenn1
Feed me more treats
FredB123
More nanna now!
Smooth-Adhesiveness5
I would learn from the art of thinking about absolutely nothing with a side of I really like bananas
IntroductionNo3444
Why the “F” do you not understand me. This is why I have to bite you.
FantasyFanVII
Plots to take over the world
SylviaLeFloof
Cilantro. Why you so stingy? Blueberries. Why you short me? Why you go in another room to do this thing called āwork?ā Destroy habitat to get Mom out from the āwork.ā Iās helps Mom. āWork no fun.ā Need pets, rubs, snuggles, kisses, compliments Donāt need pets, rubs, snuggles until Iām in the mood. Nap/loaf Stretch, stand, sniff the air Flop on side. Lay like Jessica Rabbit Pet me. Give me nanners. And blueberries. Snuggle me. You āworkā when I tell you.
All of this set to Flight of the Bumblebee
TheWiseDevil
Four hundred fifty two days of my captivity. I dispair.
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That they secretly want to go out to the bars and hear me play some gigs w my band but I keep telling them they don’t make proper ear plugs for bunnies!
” haha, you say the words ‘ no’ and ‘ Don’t do that’ a lot. I don’t care and I don’t listen to you.”
āiām thankful for meeting this wonderful human being called my mama/papaā š
The complex calculations they do when studying gates meant to keep them out of rooms. Also the complex calculations they do when plotting how to get on the table, counter, or other high surfaces.
Nothing goes on in her head
*dial up noises*
Bananas
I want to know what my bunny dreams about when his mouth and ears twitch during a deep sleep
I want to know what my bunny dreams about when his mouth and ears twitch during a deep sleep
absolutely nothing
Heās hungry. Again. After telling me 30 seconds ago.
head empty no thoughts
Beautiful bunny
āsnac snac snac poop snac poop destroy binky groom flop zzz snacā¦ā
That I can read a bunny’s mind for one. I would say that would be the most impressive thing.
mother i must have another treat, i think i am falling ill from a lack of proper diet, mother must give her poor tiny rabbit unlimited treats and all shall be well, please mother please save me from this tragic illness known as notreatitis, plEASE MOTHER.
no? you say no more treats? you dare to fat shame rabbit?!!!!! mother is dead to me. i shall run off to the corner to die alone and treatless you cold unfeeling hoom.
also: rub my cheeks mother. now my ears. back to cheeks. thatās good, very good, happy bun. now butt rub. mother go back to cheeks and ears. no mother no kiss kiss. UGH. mother does not know how to pet royalty correctly, you are once again dead to me.
those are the only two thoughts he has.
World domination, snacks.
“Blueberries? Bloobs? Blueberries? Did someone say bloobs? I think you have blueberries! No blueberries? But you can get blueberries? I’ll need to inspect your hands for blueberries. Man, I love blueberries”
When theyāre not feeling well whatās wrong and how to help them
My mind would cease as the endless cosmic miasma to which has coalesced within the psyche of my rabbit is finally unleashed. Her ceaseless eons of rage formed from the beginning of creation and given form within such a small creature will finally be given an outlet in which to bring agony and strife upon our cosmos. For she is rage incarnate.
Also probably bananas. She goes crazy for bananas and fruit whenever I bring it in the room, even just for myself to eat.
“Banana. Must find banana. Need more banana. Where they keep the banana? Starving to death. Need the banana. Such cruel humans. Haven’t been fed in a whole 5 mins. Fading away. No banana. Such cruelty. How could they do this to me. Goodness, where is that banana?”
Either nothing new or all the secrets the universe has to offer
ā dad stop nagging meā
Peruvian flute music
Rick and Morty did that with squirrels, look where that got them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZVpb0cVkE
How often sheās buzzing in anticipation for banana chips later in the day and not for me
Iād learn why sheās always saying āšā
Iād learn why she watches me sleep
There are corpses in the backyard
The art of war. I’m scared of my rabbit sometimes
I’m sorry but when I saw the photos I could only think about the Gandalf meme. Your bun is adorable and would make a very fluffy Gandalf
āGonna scare the cat again. Nap time. Ooh snacs, Imma snatch grrr. Nap time.ā pretty much sums her up lol
āCarrotā
āCarrotā
Feed me more treats
More nanna now!
I would learn from the art of thinking about absolutely nothing with a side of I really like bananas
Why the “F” do you not understand me. This is why I have to bite you.
Plots to take over the world
Cilantro. Why you so stingy?
Blueberries. Why you short me?
Why you go in another room to do this thing called āwork?ā
Destroy habitat to get Mom out from the āwork.ā
Iās helps Mom. āWork no fun.ā
Need pets, rubs, snuggles, kisses, compliments
Donāt need pets, rubs, snuggles until Iām in the mood.
Nap/loaf
Stretch, stand, sniff the air
Flop on side. Lay like Jessica Rabbit
Pet me. Give me nanners. And blueberries.
Snuggle me. You āworkā when I tell you.
All of this set to Flight of the Bumblebee
Four hundred fifty two days of my captivity. I dispair.
Minilop? Looks exactly like my boys.
Worry. What dat. Oh dat. Yep. Rest.
“STARRRRRRVINGGGGGG.”