Porridge was slooping (sleeping+pooping) when he noticed me calling him over. Look at his face when he realizes!
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Porridge was slooping (sleeping+pooping) when he noticed me calling him over. Look at his face when he realizes!
by deltadelta199
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So cute
” Must… Concentrate… On… Poops!” The Mayo needs to have a big think before he makes a big stink!
Sorry but he look chunkier than previous months 😂
Now that’s what I call multitasking!
Porry you are so ROUND 😍 what a wonderful baby
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)
THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL SLOOPING IN THE POTTY REPORT
Müther called while Mayo Pomidj was slooping,
At first ignored, but for treats he was hoping.
As he rushed over chomping at the bit,
The mayo leaves a trail of still-steaming s**t.
His anger flared when müther castigated,
For leaving a mess she is infuriated.
“Clean it up!” she said to start,
Mayo responded, “How dare you belittle my glorious art!”
Pomidge insulted and in a huff,
Dander up, he eats quite gruff.
Müther sorry, with a broom she scoops
And offers Pomdge his collected poops.
Overjoyed and elated, her arm he mlemed
Before enjoying a cronchy stem.
Müther’s mouth agape and speaking unable,
It wasn’t a stem but the PS5 cable!
Pindger acts, resolute and firm
Others stunned and a’squirm.
So on the ballot you should quote,
“Porgage, Portswine, we do vote!”
This has been a BNN News Special Slooping Report.
Müther stahp. Don look at me.
Efficiency Efficiency EFFICIENCY.
He is saving his precious time so that he can have more time being one of the cutest bunnies everZ
⚠️ You have alerted the Ponge
I’ve been known to do a sloop or two
Dying at shitpit🤣 oh Mayo Porrge u are something else❤️
Shitpit is sending me
“Oh my Bunndha – this is a big one. Must concentrate……”
*Forbidden coco puffs drop*
“Ahhh, Bunndha bless. Now time t-”
*Notices camera*
“What the devil!? Are you filming me!? HOW DARE YOU!”
*Boss music starts to play and bunny charges the camera*
this is why i call u mayo poop ❤️
“He jumped out of the shitpit” had me rolling
Porridge is the boss in your house!
Mayo Podge realised his tumbly was rumbly and upon being called his brain cell auto food triggered lol.
Love it!