My name is Mariah. My landlord (who I haven’t paid a penny, by the way!) accuses me of bypassing every attempted barrier to get stuck under the couch then stomping at her like it’s her fault. Can you believe this slander?

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1. RogueViator 9 months ago

   BNN BREAKING NEWS

    

   Good evening from atop a Cumberland Sausage that is our temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor Frank Furter grilling up the news.

   Bunny Mariah is being bullied by their erstwhile “landlord” and is being prodded to get along with other tenants. These unconscionable actions are the subject of an emergency meeting of the Lagomorph Incorporated Overseas Network (LION) as to whether or not to seek an emergency injunction. Legal experts say Bunny Mariah has more than just a legal thumper to stand on and indeed has a potentially home-run case. The same experts say that penalties could potentially range from outright thumpage to being allowed to sploot on half of their face whilst they sleep. We will update you as this story develops.

   In other news, a civilian was arrested outside Royal Bunnville City Hall as they screamed about the benefits of drying Grapes at the top of their lungs. Sheriff’s Deputies responded quickly and detained the individual. As they were being led away, they were asked what was so darn important about drying Grapes; he simply replied that he was “raisin awareness.”

   That concludes this news update. Tune in later for our documentary about the history of sewers and the Crown, in “Royal Flush.

2. mstrss9 9 months ago

   Egregious

3. MegamuffinChip 9 months ago

   Oh Mariah, you little diva 😂