Bipolar Easter Bunny Song

AVAILABLE ON ITUNES:

LYRICS:
I am the bunny who hides your eggs
and leaves you the sweetest treats
As I flippity flop and hippity hop
with my big bunny feet.
With my big long ears and my little pink nose
I’ll be hopping down your street
But the only thing I ask for is a little privacy.

WHAT THE — DID I JUST SAY?

Ashley gets buttercups, Amy gets Peeps
and Amanda gets a bag of dried meat.
Sam gets a card game and George gets a mermaid
and Shaun gets a fresh new beet.
That’s because I don’t have a naughty list
So you’re all good with me.
Just as long as you give me a little privacy.

DO YOU WANNA DIE YOU LITTLE — ?

My marshmallows, jelly beans and lollipops
all make kids go ballistic
but it wouldn’t be the same without a chocolate bunny
EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT’S KIND OF NARCISSISTIC
If you don’t believe then don’t get made at me
when the Easter Bunny doesn’t leave a basket!
Because if you do then I’ll put you
IN A BIG DARK CHOCOLATE CASKET!

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? — OFF!

This year is extra special
for all you special kids
Easter is on 420.
Who knows what 420 is?
I made chocolate brownies
and Rice Krispy bars
This year will be better than the last!
So have a happy holiday
and enjoy that Easter grass!

Yes, have a happy holiday!
HOW COME NOBODY LEAVES ME TREATS?
YOU PEOPLE SUCK!

Yes, have a happy holiday!
I DON’T GET PAID FOR THIS! THIS IS SLAVORY!

Yes, have a happy holiday and enjoy that Easter…
THAT’S IT! YOU’RE — DEAD!

VIDEO CREDITS:
Written, directed and edited by Mr. Safety
Filmed by Joey Coco, Josh Kanan and Mr. Safety
Josh Kanan as victim –
Guest appearance by George The Giant
Special thanks to Amanda Hill and Jay from Prank Bros.