For any pet parents who have ever felt their pets only show love for them when food is involved. We feel you.
Original song ‘Teenage Dirtbag’ by Wheatus
‘Bunny Dirtbags’ lyrics:
Her name is Bella
She is a floofen bun
She thinks shes hella
Good at chewing mum’s books for fun
Oh, how she flops
Her ears in a lop
But she doesn’t know who I am,
And she doesn’t give a damn about me.
Cause I’m just a human dirtbag baby
Yeah I’m just a human dirtbag baby
Kisses and cuddles and playtime maybe with me?
Ooooo hooooo ooooo
Her boyfriend’s Milo
He is a sneaky cute one
Likes to lay low
See what shoes he can nibble for fun
Lives in my home
Likes to be alone
Pretends to not know who I am
Coz he doesn’t give a damn about me
Man, I feel so cold
It’s lock down and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She’s hopping over to me
This can’t be true
I don’t have the food
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?
I want biscuits, and kale and treats and naptime
Leave the food on the floor and fuck off this time,
I’m just a bunny dirtbag baby not like you
Ooooooo
I just want those fluffy kisses
