Rumors that current Mayor Porridge is behind the attack
Attention! Mayoral candidate Oliver assassinated…
by u/Ok-Salamander209 in Rabbits
by Ok-Salamander209
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Rumors that current Mayor Porridge is behind the attack
Attention! Mayoral candidate Oliver assassinated…
by u/Ok-Salamander209 in Rabbits
by Ok-Salamander209
27 Comments
Noooooooooo 😱😥
Awesome timing!
INVESTIGATE BIG BANANA!!!!!!!!!!
Those rumors are political slander! Hehehehehe
That looks like a body double to me, how far does this rabbit hole go?!
You BASTARD!! John Oliver down! Need a medic stat! 🙏
Fake news. Witch hunt. Why aren’t they shooting the other rabbits?!
Porbie couldn’t get everyone their train so to ensure re-election he is assassinating the other candidates
u/deltadelta199 What does Mayor Porridge say to this?!
Absolutely spot on timing! You must know your bun very well. 😆🐇
GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
In cold blood too 😨!
O lawd he ded
😳 Splat…flat!
I suspect a second shooter….maybe a magic bullet.
BNN BREAKING NEWS
Mayo Podge, he was accused
Of assassinating the opposition.
In the heat of the campaign
Before voters made their decision.
Our investigation so far shows
That this accusation is dumb,
Mayo Podrij is believed to have no brain cells
Or an opposable thumb.
He cannot grip nor fire a gun
Or hire someone for a neat sum,
Plus he thinks that an assassination
Is when the Vet puts a theromemoter up his bum.
Police continue to investigate,
The evidence few and fleeting
The perp will get away scot free
Because they spend more time on doughnuts, eating.
This has been a BNN News Special Bang-Bang Report.
I knew Lee Harvey was just a Patsy….
I hope the CIA finds you.
This is clearly the the work of a professional. I’d investigate the r/dutchbunnymafia. Perhaps the Mayor hired them to carry it out. Or maybe he had nothing to do with it and it’s a setup. Start with the Dutchies and work your way out. – [Special Agent Raven](https://imgur.com/gallery/bz1nPWD)
The Bun Mafia strikes again. When will we have peas? I mean peace
But what about the children’s center!!!!!
You’re a monster
HOW COULD YOU
Why?! He was too cute to be assassinated!!!
🤣
Hey, hey!
Porridge wouldn’t do such a thing! He doesn’t even know what the word “assassin” means.
Besides, he was with me these last few days, doing nothing but flopping on his favorite pillow and occasionally eating some clay. No, he was not supposed to eat the clay. Yes, he is fine.
Horrific and tragic footage.
O Porridge … how could you do it 😱