Head empty waiting for next thought to act upon, that or food.
Wanderlust1101
👀When you will be feeding him 2nd breakfast, morning snack, 1st lunch, 2nd lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and late night snack? Will they all be on time because you have been slipping lately! He is trying his best to restrain himself and not backhand you with his paws.
Alternative-Fail-233
How to get his ears back
Legitimate-Advance-4
Hay.
CravingDeathAndChips
Either committing arson or nothing at all. There’s no in-between.
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No thoughts head empty
Eating bananas and carrots!
Grand Theft Nanner.
Head empty waiting for next thought to act upon, that or food.
👀When you will be feeding him 2nd breakfast, morning snack, 1st lunch, 2nd lunch, afternoon snack, dinner and late night snack? Will they all be on time because you have been slipping lately! He is trying his best to restrain himself and not backhand you with his paws.
How to get his ears back
Hay.
Either committing arson or nothing at all. There’s no in-between.
why you over cooked him
arson
Gib treats hooman
Biting a nip
“Did I just hear a ‘nanner peeling?!?”
Shit I forgot to pay my phone bill!
How can I bend you more to my will?
Murder
Where have my ears gone, hooman?!?!