Yet another voicemail saying that someone wants to talk to him about his car’s extended warranty.
HaterMonkey
We are out of nanners.
cvkme
Banana shortage.
cookie2glue
The FBI are coming to arrest him for his financial crimes in 2009
yearofthesponge
You were adopted.
eieio2021
That you groom yourself with water. That’s only for drinking!
UnredeemedRevenant
His hoom was checking out pictures of other cute bunnies on Reddit. 🐰😲
CaptThundercock
I ate all his snacks😌💖
themightykronos
His carrot stocks t a n k e d D:!
thelindamanor
I don’t know you better check both ends
7evenate9ine
His mom was a circle.
Professional-Bowl413
there are no longer bananas on this earth
PumpkinInside3205
I thought he was just telling a very engaging story. I feel like he is looking right into the camera. Really has his audience’s attention. He has a promising career as a news reader or journalist ahead of him.
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« no » when he asks for more treats 😔
The crinkling of the treat packet being opened
No more treatos
Yet another voicemail saying that someone wants to talk to him about his car’s extended warranty.
We are out of nanners.
Banana shortage.
The FBI are coming to arrest him for his financial crimes in 2009
You were adopted.
That you groom yourself with water. That’s only for drinking!
His hoom was checking out pictures of other cute bunnies on Reddit. 🐰😲
I ate all his snacks😌💖
His carrot stocks t a n k e d D:!
I don’t know you better check both ends
His mom was a circle.
there are no longer bananas on this earth
I thought he was just telling a very engaging story. I feel like he is looking right into the camera. Really has his audience’s attention. He has a promising career as a news reader or journalist ahead of him.
Caught you looking at r/onlybuns
You’re a wizard Hippo.
[Imgur link to the meme version I made since I can’t reply with a picture](https://imgur.com/a/vcyWtrP)
Your pet human has been free-roaming without prior authorization
The ear thief is coming for Hippo, to turn him into Otter.
The price of nanners went up again 🍌
Hopefully not me saying a Gamer Word, like “Hecc”
“What do you mean there’s a banana shortage?”
Someone said bunnies aren’t awesome
(Obviously that person is wrong)
A lifetime supply of hay?!!! Yay!!!!… wait a minute… isn’t that supposed to be the norm!
The vet said he needed to cut on treats and go on a diet! (Vet’s days are counted)
Global shortage of bananas!!!!!
Bananas are not good for rabbits and should only be eaten in tiny quantities.
He overheard your plot to put him on a diet and is heated.
You just told him he’s adopted.
No more treats
When the bun catches a glimpse of the bathroom from high ground and sees the human flushing *cecotropes!*
You did not buy the best quality hay!
That you aren’t sharing your banana with him
Omg that little mouf
The new and improved Surprised Pikachu meme
Hippo!!! what a cute name!! i love it
Santa isn’t real.
“spicy hay is now decriminalized.”
Hay is illegal in 20 US states
Fridge door was closed but no food came out.
He heard that the One Night At Monk Monk’s 2 Pre-Alpha is out now! I’ll show myself to the door
You switched from Timothy to Alfalfa? How dare you!
No more treatos
he is an adopted bun
That Mothman sold his Chicago home and is moving to Florida.
He just found out that he’s a rabbit, and not a human
Banana prices have dropoed by 25% over night, yet he wakes up to find not a single nanner lying around