Boisteous, spoiled bunnies…are there any tricks to keep them happy? I’ve bought fancy climbing frames and treat trays, she has endless amounts of hay, fresh produce (she’s my diet inspo tbh), kibble. She has the run of the apartment bar bedrooms, she’s happy enough, full.of binkies and is smart as a puppy, knows her name (Mopsy) and cuddles all day long until I have to cage her so she gets some rest in the dimmer light.
The hutch could go for $3500 per month in New York, four foot by five, room service, four chambers for various bun bun lifestyle needs, removable litter tray, sawdust poop tray separated, fresh hay and water every day, light and dark sectioning, four separate unlocking compartments.
But she’s getting mad aggro with my soft furnishings. Specifically *my* sofa. And me. I didn’t mind gnawing the crappy old 4×4 table legs, she can work away on her lil 7mo teeth on the cardboard boxes, but she’s gouging my couch covers like her evil daddy’s stuck under the seats, nipping me like I’m the one hiding himh. And it’s specifically where I sit. Should I take it personal? Shower more? Create an assault course to occupy her equal to the Crystal Maze? What do indoor rabbit enthusiasts do for comfy, burrowy adventure vibes?
She knows the scoldy voice ‘no’ for naughty and stops before she’s straight back at it in 30 seconds. Sometimes 5 seconds like a hellish gorgeous maniac. And she’s taken to nipping me and scrabbling with her JCB mitts.
I want to get her a guinea pig friend or something? But I worry she’d attack? Do I need to get her spayed? And the only rescues are for cats and dogs. Where do I find a guinea pig assertive enough to not allow her bully them? I presume another bunny is a recipe for disaster.
Better toys? Line her sleeping hutch with the blanket she chews most?
Advice appreciated, fellow bun-enjoyers!
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Bunny tax: https://imgur.com/gallery/KtR7o6G
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