BREAKING NEWS: Sheriff Cub imprisons herself for spreading negative rumors about Porridge! “I only wanted to protect him from the dangerous world of politics. He’s too pure to be corrupted, so I attempted to thwart his reputation in hopes that he would step down.”
by deltadelta199
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That’s a cute little inmate.
She only has the best of intentions! Break her free!
Sheriff Cub’s (eventual) dedication to doing the right thing is truly admirable! 💜🐰
This sounds more like trumped up charges brought up by Mayo Pingu to take the heat off his failed election promises now that there are other contenders for Mayo this election season
Omg that’s the cutest little inmate 🥹
Oh Cubby, she meant well ![img](emote|t5_2riv8|8712)
Lies. All Lies.
This is clearly propaganda by Porridge in order to calm the people down so that his takeover isn’t met with fierce resistance. Also I believe that the gate is open. So it is clear that Cubby is just make sure that “Jail” is good enough so that Porry doesn’t make a scene and say he is being buntained in a awful jail cell.
How deep does the rabbit hole go?! 😱
They look so top-heavy in that pic 😄 Adorable! Dat face! Dem tiny legs! <3 This is why you don’t skip leg day (lol)
Those feetsies
Let her free!
BNN BREAKING NEWS UPDATE:
Bunnville’s very own Sheriff Cub has been jailed on charges of slander against Mayo Pormgyger. When asked for a comment Mayo Podgerwoo stated “Da Sheriff slandered me? I do not recall the two of us ever slipping on a wet surface. I think the charges may be premature.” When told that he was thinking of “sliding” and not “slander” the mayo responded with a stern-yet-confused-and-empty look as if he succeeded in dividing by zero twice. Mayo Parmiggiano was ushered quickly away with a promise of havarti inside his choo-choo by a cheesed off aide.
Keep tuning in for updates on this worsening käse of political drama. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming, a movie about a cat who works as an emergency service operator in “Nine-Meow-Meow”.
I’m a lawyer. Porridge is innocent.
Sheriff Cub always doing the right thing. Can she be the head of my security team for my upcoming election?
I’m sorry, Cub. But your pantaloons are adorable
Aww ❤️🧿
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What do you use as flooring in your bun pen? Just curious
I think Sheriff Cub may deserve a pardon from our Mayo.
The Sheriff’s tummy looks so soft, why must the cute ones always be so bad!
I love you Cub! And this all seems a little sus. Is Porridge keeping a political prisoner??
Free Sheriff Cub!!
You’re too cute to be behind bars!
I’ll set you free!!!!
Oh no! 😱😱
Likely story